Negative, Ghost Rider…

While the left is running in circles screaming about how the Russians own everything, it is nice to see this story, which shows Mother Russia in a much more realistic light.

A new report, citing a leaked Russian government document, says that a crash of MiG-31 Foxhound in Siberia almost two years ago was actually the result of a friendly fire incident during a botched training exercise. In addition, the summary of the mishap suggests that there could be dangerous problems with the aircraft’s Zaslon-AM radar and Baget-55 fire control system that might increase the risk of more accidental shootdowns occurring in the future.

The investigators concluded that the crew in the plane that got shot down had improperly followed procedures, allowing them to stray into the potential line of fire during the live-fire exercise. It also faulted aviators flying the other Foxhound for turning on their Zaslon-AM’s fire control function at the wrong time, cueing an R-33 missile right at their wingman. They further blamed the pilot for firing the weapon when this individual should have known they were not engaging a target drone.

So, to recap, the Russians posted a few ads on Facebook during the 2016 election, and a year later, one of their hot-shot pilots shot down his own wingman. Wow, that Putin is a f**king genius!

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McCain Family To Endorse Biden?

There are very few families I despise more than the McCains – the Kardashians come to mind – so it was hardly surprising to see this report, claiming McCain’s leftist clan plans to endorse Gropey Joe Biden for president in 2020.

The family of the late Republican Arizona Sen. John McCain is reportedly planning to endorse former Vice President Joe Biden’s 2020 presidential campaign.

McCain’s widow, Cindy, and daughter, Meghan — a co-host on ABC’s “The View”— will endorse Biden’s campaign at some point after the former vice president officially announces, according to a Wednesday report from the Washington Examiner, citing sources close to Biden’s campaign and the McCain family.

Biden gave a eulogy at McCain’s Arizona funeral, and Meghan recently came to the former vice president’s defense after recent allegations of inappropriate touching, calling him a “truly decent” man.

Cindy McCain allegedly denied this report, but let’s be honest, the McCains are going to endorse whoever is running against the president. Like the Clintons, the McCains are another family who I truly wish would go away.

Rejoice With Joyce

Meet Joyce Vieira. Joyce is an athlete from Brazil, who also dabbles in modeling. Recently, she had an encounter with a man during her photoshoot. Apparently the man did not realize Joyce is a little more than just an athlete.

MMA fighter Joyce Vieira has been pictured attacking a man after he allegedly exposed himself while she was taking part in a photo shoot. Vieira was posing for photos in swimwear when she claims the man performed a sex act on himself.

Unfortunately for the man, he probably didn’t realize that Vieira is an amateur MMA fighter — and boy, did she dish out some brutal punishment. Photos posted to Twitter show Vieira attacking the man in a rage, showing off her MMA skills.

“I think the punishment for these cases should be more severe.”

Well Joyce, since you beat the guy half to death, I think the punishment fits the crime here.

Anchor’s Aweigh!

A recent earthquake in the Philippines left many buildings in the country damaged, but no effect was more bizarre than the skyscraper tears.

The Philippines was rocked with a 6.3 earthquake this morning that sent buildings swaying and people running for safety. But one of the most bizarre videos of the earthquake so far has to be this footage of water pouring out of a residential skyscraper in Manila’s Binondo district. According to local reports, that water is from a penthouse swimming pool.

The building, called the Anchor Skysuites, is relatively new and didn’t officially open until 2015. It’s one of the tallest buildings in the area and is credited as the tallest building in any Chinatown around the world outside of China.

The video, credited to Michael Rivo, was just one of many videos capturing the terrifying experience. Another video shows the opposite angle of the building, as water cascades down. Thankfully, the earthquake didn’t cause a tsunami. At least not from the ocean.

In fairness, the Skysuites was taking a gander at the hot little new construction across the island, and finished too quickly.

She. Will. Never. Go. Away.

Drunken stumble-bum, and frequent presidential failure Hillary Clinton is apparently sober enough to be placed before a podium. You’ll never guess what she is whining about this week. Go on, take a guess.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton claimed Tuesday that the Department of Justice (DOJ) guidelines against indicting a sitting president is the only reason President Donald Trump has not been indicted for obstruction of justice.

Actually, you sot, the AG Barr and the Mueller report said the exact opposite, but hey why let facts get in the way of some quality camera time?

“If you read that part of the report, it could not be clearer,” Clinton stated during an interview at the 2019 TIME 100 Summit, according to Mediaite. “We do have checks and balances in America and there is this thing called Congress. You could not be more explicit than ‘Please, look at this. You may conclude it doesn’t rise to an impeachable offense, that’s your job, but I’m giving this to you.’”

Clinton continued, “There’s enough there that any other person who engaged in those acts would have been indicted” if not for DOJ guidelines that state a sitting president cannot be indicted.

Imagine constructing an unsecured home email server, allowing our enemies to read your emails, deleting 30,000 of them before smashing cellphones of those involved, then having the fucking balls to claim someone else should be indicted?

I wholeheartedly support the president, but this bitch will continue stunts like these until someone in the administration begins investigating her, her husband, and their crooked campaign staff.

Make it fucking happen.

True Detective Stories

While my career is routinely interrupted with crazy, insane occurrences, the bulk of my work days are chock full of boring, run-of-the mill crimes. Sure, we handle more than our share of shootings, but for every shot fired, there are twenty frauds, burglaries, and thefts.

Take yesterday’s retail theft, for example.

Two pretty young female officers came into the division to drop off a shoplifting arrest. The duo dropped off the paperwork, and I said, “Okay, you’re good. Be safe.” They stood there for a moment, and said, “No, read the story.”

I said to myself, “Okay, this is going to be good.”

The report can be summarized as follows: The offender was arrested after he entered the supermarket, took eight hundred dollars’ worth of toothpaste, then fled the scene without paying. The offender was transported to the division, and the items were returned to the supermarket.

Wait, what? Did that say EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS’ WORTH OF TOOTHPASTE?!

I looked at the officers and opened my mouth to say something, but before I could, the officers both said, “Yeah.”

Now being a snarky person by nature, I had to ask the pertinent question. “Were his teeth at least sparkling white?” The officers laughed out loud, and walked away. So I guess that question was answered.

The Darling Of D-Block

Meet Claire McGuire of Edinburgh, Scotland. Claire works stressful hours during her career as a prison guard, but she has a few bones to pick with her side job.

A female prison guard has been exposed as a secret porn star.

Claire McGuire, 34, stripped for a sex film before being rumbled at Saughton in Edinburgh. And she now fears being sacked by jail bosses after her sordid secret life was uncovered by colleagues.

McGuire uses the alias Sasha in the X-rated video that has now been viewed around 90,000 times online. The worried jail worker, of Loanhead, Midlothian, told The Scottish Sun on Sunday: “I’m going to lose my job over this.”

Claire may lose her job, but I’d wager bumping uglies pays a helluva lot more, plus the days aren’t as long or as hard. I mean, the men are, but the days are not.

Kamala Harris: “I’m Coming For Your Guns”

Moonbat California senator Kamala Harris appeared with her fellow leftists on a CNN town hall last night, and during the indoctrination session, Harris was asked what she would do about the “gun problem.”

During her one hour town hall on CNN, Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) was asked about what she would do to end school shootings.

“Supposed leaders in Washington, D.C. have failed to have the courage to recognize that, you know what, you want to go hunting, fine. But we need reasonable gun safety laws in this country, starting with universal background checks and a renewal of the Assault Weapon Ban,” Harris explained.

There are already a multitude of “reasonable gun safety laws” in this country, but that’s not what Kamala Harris wants. Harris wants draconian gun laws, where our betters in the government decide who may have a gun and who may not.

“But they have failed to have the courage to act, so Ben, here’s my response to you: upon being elected, I will give the United States Congress 100 days to get their act together and have the courage to pass gun safety laws. And if they fail to do it, then I will take executive action. And specifically what I’ll do is put in place a requirement that for anyone who sells more than five guns a year, they are required to do background checks when they sell those guns,” Harris said.

Well that’s interesting, because if I remember correctly, the Democrats controlled the House and Senate during King Putt’s administration. I know I’m fifty now, but I don’t remember the Democrats passing the stifling gun laws Harris is proposing. I wonder why that is?

By the way, this “universal background checks” nonsense is exactly that. Anyone who purchases a handgun must be subject to a background check. It’s been the law for, well, forever. Harris, as a former “prosecutor” knows this, but since she thinks voters are stupid, she feigns ignorance.

The only result of Harris’ measures will be a boom to street purchases, and (brace yourself) hood rats don’t do background checks.

Map Quest

Meet Alabama weatherman James Spann. Between oppressive heat, thunderstorms, and tornadoes, James is very busy keeping residents informed of dangerous weather. If only they could read a map.

According to one frustrated Birmingham weatherman, James Spann, the U.S. has a geography literacy problem. Spann, chief meteorologist at ABC 33/40, asked on air, “If I were to give you a blank map with no labels, no highways, just county lines and state lines, could you draw a dot within 50 miles of your house?”

As an experiment, Spann visits rotary clubs and other venues near him to ask adults this same question. The answers have been cloudy.

Well, the first problem is you’re talking about people from Alabama. I’m kidding, don’t send hate mail.

“I would give them a blank map with county lines and state lines, and I would say put a dot within 50 miles of your house,” Spann (@spann) tells Here & Now’s Jeremy Hobson. “In most every situation, at least 60, 70 percent could not do it.”

Spann thought there was something technically wrong with the maps he was posting. But after getting the help of a group of social scientists, he found that most people just can’t find their house on a map.

Alabama jokes notwithstanding, this does not surprise me. Cellphones and the internet have made people dumber and lazier. They expect to find the answers to all their questions online, but when the internet is down or the phone’s battery dies, they are completely lost.

You should always be aware of your surroundings, and you should also be familiar with the areas surrounding your home. That information may save your life someday.

Caption Contest Winners

The Liberal Tears Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. And the far left scares and causes another 10-year-old to cry. – Ronni
4. But they said global warming was real!! Why is my house under a glacier!! – William
3. “Don’t let Uncle Joe see me. Please oh please oh please oh please.” – Cathy
2. Greta’s response was less than desired after Swedish officials explained to her that it was her patriotic duty to allow herself to be violated by the new immigrants in the name of promoting social justice and diversity… – DocRambo

WINNER! – Vica Kerekes when she first found out Wyatt was married and therefore unavailable. – Mike AKA Proof