Is There Hope For Virginia?

The newly sworn-in Virginia Attorney General began his tenure by firing the entire civil rights division, claiming the Soros-curious lawyers were not prosecuting crimes.

Virginia Attorney General Jason Miyares fired 30 staff members, 17 of whom were attorneys, Friday, according to the Richmond Times-Dispatch.

Miyares was sworn into the position of Virginia Attorney General on Jan. 15 alongside Republican Governor Glenn Youngkin.

“During the campaign, it was made clear that now Attorney General-elect Miyares and Attorney General Herring have very different visions for the office,” Miyares spokesperson Victoria LaCivita said. “We are restructuring the office, as every incoming AG has done in the past.”

According to the article, the AG will be investigating the Virginia Parole Board and the Loudon County schools. Virginia Democrats, you’re about get justice; good and hard.

Here Comes Shooty Claus…

Imagine if you live in the North Pole (Alaska). Everyone is happy, awaiting for another Christmas to arrive, until some dullard decides to rob someone on North Santa Claus Lane.

This reads like a Christmas nightmare. A man involved in an attempted robbery in North Pole, Alaska, was killed Wednesday — on North Santa Claus Lane.

In a news release, the North Pole Police Department said that Adam Selid, 18, was shot during a gun sale that turned into an attempted robbery, KTUU-TV reported. The shooting took place in the parking lot near a Taco Bell at North Santa Claus Lane, according to the television station.

The Taco Bell is necessary for all the gas Santa and the reindeer need for Christmas Eve.

Selid and Dalen Davis, 19, met with the seller and agreed to purchase the weapons at about 11:32 p.m. local time. According to police, Selid then pulled out a handgun and threatened the seller.

After a struggle, the seller produced his own weapon and fired one shot that struck Selid in the abdomen.

Unfortunately for Selid, he made the Darwinian Naughty List.

Milk, It Does A Body Good

Japan had an overabundance of milk last year, so to avoid the decision to dispose of it, the Japanese Prime Minister decided to urge citizens to drink and/or cook with milk as often as possible.

Late last year, Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida addressed the nation and talked about various measure to deal with the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic. He not only discussed measures to prevent the spread of the virus but also ways to mitigate its effect on the economy.

It was then that he issued an urgent call to arms that may define his entire term as Prime Minister…in my mind at least.

“I am asking the people of Japan to use milk in cooking and to drink cups of milk always through the New Year’s holiday in order to prevent a mass disposal.”

According to the prime minister’s plea, the milk producers of Japan were sitting on a huge 5,000-ton glut of white crude caused mainly by canceled school lunches throughout the pandemic. If this milk could find no home, it would have to be spilled.

Thanks to the Prime Minister’s request, a portion of the Japanese economy was saved. This is what leadership looks like. If only we had some in this country…

Hollywood “Celebrities” Hate You

Untalented, unfunny “comedian” Jon Stewart (whose real name is Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz) went on his podcast (which I assume is as unfunny as he is) and ranted about the National Anthem and why Americans stand when it is played.

Jon Stewart is flummoxed as to why the national anthem is played before sports events, calling it a “weird ritual.” He also questioned the American tradition of standing for the national anthem.

Stewart, like most leftists, despise this country and the rubes like us who sincerely appreciate the freedoms we have here. I wonder why they stay in a country they despise?

In the latest episode of his podcast, Stewart spoke to billionaire and Dallas Mavericks owner Marc Cuban, who recently ended the playing of “The Star-Spangled Banner” at home games.

Cuban is a genuine asshole. This country gave him everything, and he shits on America every single say.

“Does anyone know when that started, playing the national anthem before games? It’s such a weird ritual,” Stewart said. “I’ve always thought about when [Colin] Kaepernick took the knee and the whole thing was like, ‘You gotta stand for the anthem!’

Hey dumbass, you don’t HAVE to stand for the National Anthem. Those who do stand are people who respect the United States and appreciate living in the best country (for now) on Earth.

In 2016, my intestines were twisted, and I had to have surgery for them to untwist everything. Kyle, Erik, and I had tickets to the NCAA Lacrosse Championships, which were a couple days after I was released. I drove them to the game, and I took forever to get to our seats – I still had sutures in and I was still in a lot of pain.

The National Anthem began, and I stood. I was nauseous, but I stood. Not because I had to, but because it’s the decent thing to do. Not that Hollywood a leftist would know anything about decency.

At The Coca, Coca Banana…

A group of Border Force officers in Southampton, U.K. caught the fish of a lifetime when they uncovered $7.5 million worth of cocaine. This may surprise you, but the cocaine was shipped from – get this – Colombia.

Cocaine with a street value of £7.5m has been discovered hidden in a shipment of bananas from Colombia.

Border Force officers found 103kg (227lb) of the Class A drug on 6 January while searching a vessel that had arrived at the Port of Southampton.

The good news is the cocaine was recovered. The bad news is Alejandro Sosa is sending a hit squad to the British Tony Montana.

The government agency said its officers could be “proud of their work in preventing this drug consignment from reaching our communities”.

The Home Office has been asked whether any arrests have been made.

I’m sure the Border Force recovered all the cocaine and didn’t scrape some off the top.

Mark It Eight, Dude

An off-duty Chicago police officer was arrested after he allegedly shot three people in a Blue Island bowling alley during an argument.

The probationary police officer fired his gun shortly before midnight at the Burr Oak Bowl at 3030 W. 127th St., according to Civilian Office of Police Accountability spokesman Ephraim Eaddy.

The officer was heard saying, “It’s a league game, Smokey.”

Two gunshot victims were taken to Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, where one person remained Wednesday with a gunshot wound to the chest, Blue Island Police Chief Geoffery Farr said in a statement. Another person drove himself to a hospital for a graze wound and was discharged, he said.

The officer and another person were arrested at the scene, Farr said. A weapon was allegedly recovered.

While you may not believe this, I spent a lot of time in bowling alleys growing up. My mom was a very good bowler and played in leagues. My fiends and I would go bowling often – I am barely average – and it was always a lot of fun. That said, in the decades I’ve been in bowling alleys, I have never seen an argument so bad that it turned into gunfire.

Of course, this is Chicago, and their D.A. will probably let the cop off with probation and time served.

The PA GOP Is Starting To Get It

In the last few years, I have excoriated the PA GOP for their decision to allow mail-in ballots, which had a major part in Joe Biden’s “election.” Many Pennsylvanians have been royally pissed at the PA GOP for that, but now a true hero has emerged. His name? Pennsylvania State Senator Mario Scavello, who represents Monroe and Northampton Counties.

Senator Scavello is drafting a bill which will divert Biden’s “ghost flights” of illegals from Pennsylvania to Joe Biden’s home state of Delaware.

“In the very near future, I intend to introduce legislation to address the influx of illegal immigrants being relocated into Pennsylvania,” Scavello wrote in the memo. “This legislation is in response to many news reports and many concerned citizens who have reached out to my office regarding the relocation of illegal immigrants into their communities in the past, now and in the future.

It’s entirely possible out corrupt POS governor will veto this, but I give Scavello huge props for having the courage to address this travesty.

According to Fox News, concern has been rising lately in the state of Pennsylvania over the issue of migration, after it had been revealed that “ghost” flights have been landing in airports located in the cities of Scranton and Allentown.

Wow, you mean to tell me “Lunch Bucket Joe” is sending illegals to his “home” of Scranton? A place where he lived for only ten years. Funny how he never mentions Scranton until he needs their votes.

While the flights didn’t appear on any publicly-available schedule, Fox News was able to obtain photos of the “ghost” planes landing in the Keystone State.

“How many illegal immigrants has the president relocated to his own home state of Delaware? If it is good enough for Pennsylvania, then why not redirect the relocation to Delaware?” the memo by Scavello questions.

If I’m not mistaken, Ron DeSantis suggested the same thing when Biden was shuttling illegals to Florida in the dead of night. I wish more GOP governors and legislators would pick up this mantle and divert these illegals to blue cities and states.

She’ll Be Back In An Insta… gram

Meet Courtney Ireland-Ainsworth of Brackendale, U.K. Courtney is a fairly pretty girl who doesn’t like being rejected. So much so that she had her ex-boyfriend arrested six times, thanks to her multiple fake Instagram accounts.

A woman has been jailed for sending herself ‘vile’ threats from up to 30 fake Instagram accounts she created in attempts to get her ex-boyfriend locked up.

Courtney Ireland-Ainsworth, 20, of Brackendale, made 10 police statements and claimed that her former partner Louis Jolly, 22, threatened to stab her.

She also told police that Mr Jolly was harassing and stalking her, which led to him being arrested six times. After spending 81 hours in custody, Mr Jolly was charged with assault and was given a stalking protection order, along with a home curfew, an electronic tag, and even lost his job.

Now I’m no detective, but I’m fairly certain Mr. Jolly will be filing a lawsuit in 3… 2…

However, when police received the data from Facebook, it showed at least 17 Instagram accounts created using two of Ireland-Ainsworth’s email addresses and IP addresses connected to her home and mobile phone.

She was arrested and interviewed on 12 December, 2020, when she confessed, before the Crown Prosecution Service discontinued stalking and assault allegations against Mr Jolly.

In my time in law enforcement, I have seen and read some very vindictive women destroy men. That works both ways, obviously, but I don’t think I have seen someone this evil. Just accept the breakup and go on with your life.

And when you’re ready, give me a call!

Feel-Good Friday

The tornadoes which decimated Missouri, Tennessee, and Kentucky did unknown amounts of damage and injuries, a literal miracle occurred in Hopkins County, Kentucky.

Two babies survived a tornado in Kentucky that ripped the bathtub they were sheltering in out of the ground and tossed it with them inside, their grandmother said.

Clara Lutz told WFIE-TV that she put 15-month-old Kaden and 3-month-old Dallas in the bathtub on Dec. 10 with a blanket, a pillow, and a Bible. Then the house in Hopkins County started shaking. “Next thing I knew, the tub had lifted and it was out of my hands,” Lutz said. “I couldn’t hold on. I just—oh my God.”

Moments later, The Lord intervened.

Two sheriff’s deputies and two community members were out in the wreckage. The bathtub was then found in her yard, upside down, with the babies underneath.

“I just heard the sound of crying or screaming coming from a distance,” said Deputy Troy Blue. Two men lifted the bathtub, while Deputy Trent Arnold and another man pulled the babies from the tub.

There is nothing more to say than “God is good.”