Incel Babies Come After SJU Professor

Meet Saint Joseph’s University professor Gregory Manco. Manco is a mathematics teacher and a volunteer baseball coach for the Hawks.

Manco does not only attempt to teach math to his students, but he also tries to teach them life lessons. One such lesson apparently got Manco suspended for the rest of the school year.

A professor at St. Joseph’s University in Philadelphia was placed on paid leave after expressing his views about racial reparations on his personal Twitter account.

Gregory Manco came under fire for criticizing the notion of racial reparations. After a Twitter user using the moniker “karl marx” pointed out his comments on February 19, the school’s official Twitter account said it they would look into the remarks immediately.

Wow, Manco must have uttered something akin to a war crime, right?

“Suppose your great-great-grandfather murdered someone. The victim’s great-great-grandson knocks on your door, shows you the newspaper clipping from 1905, and demands compensation from you. Your response?” Manco’s tweet criticizing reparations stated. “Now get this racist reparation bulls**t out of your head for good.”

Not for nothing, but that’s probably the wisest words they’ll ever hear.

Most of the “complaints” were from anonymous Twitter trolls looking to ruin Manco’s career. Of course, SJU was ready and willing to destroy a man’s livelihood over something so insignificant. It was likely the first time these adult babies actually heard the truth in years.

The email said that the school had “received several complaints regarding online postings that were allegedly made by you and are of a biased or discriminatory nature.” (H/T – Mis. Hum.)

Since I am an alumnus of Saint Joseph’s, I think I can speak with authority here. SJU was a great school when I was lucky enough to go there. It was a truly Christian university, founded by Jesuits, and at the time, it was fairly conservative. In the past twenty years or so, the students became more and more woke, to the point they strong-armed the administration into making a lesbian couple winners of a Valentine’s Day contest.

Suffice to say, Hawk Hill doesn’t receive one red cent from me.

Public Schools Are Awful

Considering the outright disasters public schools have become, I have decided to create a new series/category entitled “Public Schools Are Awful.”

Meet Karis Wilson of Kamloops, British Columbia. Karis is a senior at NorKam Secondary, and was taken to the principal’s office and immediately sent home because her outfit – pictured on the left – was deemed “inappropriate” by her teacher.

A Kamloops, B.C., dad is speaking out after his daughter was allegedly sent home from her high school this week for wearing a knee-length dress layered with a long-sleeve turtleneck.

“I’m disappointed in the system,” Christopher Wilson said in a video posted on Facebook.

We’re all disappointed by public schools, Mr. Wilson, because most teachers couldn’t care less about their students, or their education. Instead, they rant about dress code violations.

His daughter Karis, who is in Grade 12 at NorKam Secondary, was singled out by her teacher for what she was wearing when she showed up for class Tuesday.

“(She) was told the outfit she was wearing made, or could make her, or the teacher’s assistant, who is a male, feel uncomfortable. So she was removed from class, brought down to the principal’s office and sent home,” Wilson explained.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Karis’ outfit. Nothing. I get Canadians can be somewhat prudish, but she’s wearing a turtleneck and a long dress for crying out loud. Honestly, if the teacher or the aide feel uncomfortable, they sincerely need to find a new line of work.

Wilson says his daughter walked home from school in tears— and he has been left with many questions about what happened, and why her choice of clothing would be a problem in the first place.

“She’s wearing a turtleneck, under a black dress that goes to her knees,” Wilson said. “This is absurd.”

Mr. Wilson’s not wrong. This is an embarrassing overreaction, and Wilson should sue the school, the principal, and the teachers involved. At least long enough to have the building renamed Karis Wilson Secondary.

Buh Bye, Minneapolis!

Minneapolis is preparing for the destruction of their city – again- as the Saint George Floyd trial is about to begin. I wonder if I’ll be able to see the fires from here?

The Minneapolis city government and local businesses are bracing for a new wave of violence as the officer accused of killing George Floyd faces a jury next week.

From now until the end of former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin’s trial, swaths of the city’s downtown will be closed to traffic and strictly limited for pedestrians.

So you’re following President Asterisk’s lead and turning the city into occupied territory? Nice.

Businesses have begun boarding up windows in hopes of limiting further damage following last summer’s riots.

“You might want to consider adding physical barriers, such as boarding or permanent security gates,” Minneapolis Economic Policy and Development Director Erik Hansen suggested to local business owners at a recent news conference.

Wait a minute, I thought it was racist to board up businesses. It certainly was when the Saint George Floyd riots were in full swing.

The police promise a more proactive effort to quell social unrest this time around, pledging more officers to assist in arresting lawbreakers. Last week, the city council approved upward of $1.5 million for new security measures in an effort to minimize damage to both public and private property during Chauvin’s trial.

The police can make all the promises they like, but there is no way they will be allowed to keep the peace while the despicable city council hinders their every move. Hell, these clowns are still trying to defund the police. Honestly, the entire department should call out sick until the trial has concluded.

Let. It. Burn.

True Detective Stories

So the city, in its infinite wisdom, decided to hold a Gun Buy-Back program Saturday afternoon. Hilariously, they decided to hold the event inside a church, because the city is completely tone deaf.

Since the Gun Buy Back is usually a garbage detail, the supervisor sent our two dumbest detectives not named Diego. The reasoning behind it was we couldn’t spare two real detectives during a busy weekend, so we sent the drones. In this case the lucky contestants were Kim Jong-Loon and Whining Slow Joe; both are miserable crybabies who can barely tie their own shoes.

Slow Joe was sent to the church. His task was to recover the guns turned in, and copy the information – make, model, serial number – of the firearms and email the information to Kin Jong-Loon. Loon was working in the division, and the only thing he had to do was enter the firearms information and run the firearm to see if it was stolen. Loon’s job could literally be done by a ten-year old.

Caption Contest Winners

The Escalator Of Strife Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Who wants to tell Joe & his sister Jill this isn’t the latest ride at Dizneyland? – MelP
4. Teletubbies take over for Charon on the Escalator To Hell – Veeshir
3. Although the public was alarmed, Fauci assured the public that mutations triggered by the covid 19 vaccine would be few and far between. – Okrahead
2. Noticing who was behind him, Jack let out that satisfying fart he was saving for the elevator… – Sully

WINNER! – Po, accompanied by Laa-Laa, announces his candidacy for president at Trump Tower. – Barry D.

Miami Teacher Gets Railroaded

Meet Alexandra Handwerger, an English teacher who works at Miami’s Hebrew Academy. Obviously, Alexandra is an attractive woman, and is proud of how she looks. So proud, in fact, that she allegedly sent naked photos to a former student.

An English teacher who worked at the Hebrew Academy, a Jewish private school, lost her job after school administrators claimed her nude videos and photos were shared with a former male student who had since graduated.

Miami Beach Police are investigating Alexandra Handwerger, also known as Alex Lowe, after the school reported her to police on Feb. 19. The school dismissed her on Jan. 30.

Okay, I’m already calling bullshit. If the kid is a former student and is over eighteen years of age, I don’t see how (or why) the Miami P.D. is vigorously prosecuting this case. The school is within its rights to fire Alexandra, but I cannot see how she is successfully prosecuted.

According to an incident report, school administrators received an anonymous email informing them that a teacher was sending inappropriate pictures. The email also had a phone number, which school officials called. It lead them to an administrator of a school in Israel.

According to the report, the instructor said that “his male students, who were 18 years old or over, in his school were getting inappropriate photos/ videos (nude photos) from a female teacher that works at Hebrew Academy.”

An anonymous email and a phone number to a school in Israel. Yep, this is a rock-solid case that Miami should focus all its attention toward. Forget the murders, drugs, and human trafficking; THIS is the case we need to solve!

When Handwerger, 48, was questioned by the school’s director of operations as to how the former students obtained the photos, the report stated that she didn’t recall but admitted to taking the photos.

Look, the woman’s life is already ruined. Her career is finished, her husband will likely leave her, and her reputation is forever ruined. Prosecuting her for sending photos to adult former students is something my department would do; and we’re the worst department on the east coast.

Remember Folks, Teachers Are Heroes

In yet another ridiculous measure to keep children from being educated, Boston public schools are suspending advanced classes because the program consists of “too many” white and Asian students.

Fourth, fifth, and sixth graders will not be accepted into advanced classes in Boston for the next year because a majority of students in those classes are white or Asian.

GBH News reported that the selective program, called Advanced Work Classes, will suspend enrollment in part because of the pandemic but also because of “concerns about equity.”

The school district analyzed the demographics of the program and found that “more than 70 percent of students enrolled in the program were white and Asian, even though nearly 80 percent of all Boston public school students are Hispanic and Black,” GBH reported.

Well, we can’t have that, can we? Instead, the better option is to eliminate advanced classes, and bring all the students down to the same dullard level. I seriously cannot fathom why anyone would continue to send their children to public schools.

True Detective Stories

This post may be longer than usual, but believe me, it is a necessary action to expose this dumbass and his “I Don’t Give A F**k” attitude.

So Saturday we were cursed with two problems: we were exceedingly busy and there was a gun buy back program in our division. (The gun buy back story will be highlighted in a TDS soon.) Until then, back to the dumbest person on Planet Earth.

Diego the Idiot Detective has this feature where toward the end of the day, he decides he needs to leave the building. He’ll claim he needs to check video surveillance, interview a witness, or some other ridiculous lie. Diego does this because he thinks if he is out on the street, he will be skipped when a job comes in.

Nice try, butt-munch.

Diego decided to flee the building Saturday around 12pm, claiming he was checking for video at one of his crime scenes. He could have done so the two days prior, but because we were busy, he figured it was a great time to get away. About a half hour after he left, Diego received a call from a woman who claimed Diego called her to come in for an interview.

Classic F**king Diego: set up an appointment and make someone else conduct the interview.

After speaking with the witness, we realized this was no ordinary interview. Diego handled an armed robbery of a phone store the day before, and the witness Diego was supposed to be interviewing may also have been the getaway driver. I immediately called the dullard…

She Is Sparks-acus!

A Tampa, Florida middle school student was arrested this week after she was found peddling stun guns to her fellow classmates.

Well, if nothing else, I guess that’s one way to force teachers back into the classroom.

An 12-year-old Tampa student is facing charges this afternoon after she sold stun-guns at Coleman Middle School.

Good for her! It’s the perfect defense against leftist indoctrination.

According to the Tampa Police Department, a staff member at the school alerted the administration that the student had brought the stun-guns on campus.

Snitches get stitches. Or, in this case, they get electrified.

A School Resource Officer removed the student from class and she admitted to purchasing five electric stun-guns online and brought them to school to sell to other students later adding that she had sold three stun-guns on Feb. 25.

Yet another example of government snuffing out a small business. When will it end?

The girl was found to be in possession of two black Vipertek stun-guns. Police say there was no threat made to any individual or the school itself.

So, if I’m reading this correctly, Florida cops will do nothing when a student shoots up a school, but they’ll send a SWAT team to lock up a girl selling non-lethal stun guns. Sounds about right.

The Biden Family Is A Little Too Close

Illegitimate President Joe Biden’s crack-addicted son Hunter was apparently diddling his brother’s widow, while also hooking up with another female family member. You stay classy, Hunter.

In March 2017 Page Six revealed Joe Biden’s blessing for the relationship between Hunter and Hallie Biden. The latter being the widow of Hunter’s brother Beau, who died of brain cancer in May 2015. But that wasn’t the only entanglement the US President’s son got involved in, according to the Daily Mail.

Beyond romancing his brother’s widow, the President’s son climbed further up her family tree.

Citing documents from Hunter’s abandoned laptop hard drive, the Mail unraveled intimate moments he had with Hallie’s sister, Elizabeth Secundy. The timing of the text message conversations between Hunter and Secundy coincidentally around when Hunter and Hallie Biden began dating, in July 2016.

So Crackhead Bob was banging Hallie one night, then diddling Elizabeth the next? Cripes, I hope Hallie doesn’t have any more sisters!

Well, I guess it’s official: the Bidens are the most despicable, disgusting family in America.