Let Bi-Gones Be Bi-Gones

Sofia Loren And Mamie Van DorenAttention single guys: if you think the dating pool is a hot mess now, wait until you read this little info nugget.

A new British study claims women – all women – are either gay or bisexual, but never straight. Wow, this completely explains pre-marriage love life.

Most women are either bisexual or gay but “never straight”, a study suggests. Research has found that though lesbians are much more attracted to the female form, most women who say they are straight are in fact aroused by videos of both naked men and naked women.

The study, led by Dr Gerulf Rieger from the Department of Psychology at the University of Essex, involved 345 women whose responses to being shown videos of naked men and women were analysed.

The results, which were based on elements such as whether their pupils dilated in response to sexual stimuli, showed that 82% of the women tested were aroused by both sexes. Meanwhile of the women who identified as straight, 74% were strongly sexually aroused by videos of both attractive men and attractive women.

While this is welcome news when thinking about someone like Giada de Laurentiis, it is less exciting when imagining Joy Behar.

I would appreciate it if the ladies of the O.K. Corral could set us guys straight, so to speak. Is this study a bunch of nonsense, or are we wasting our time coming on to you?

12 thoughts on “Let Bi-Gones Be Bi-Gones

  1. I’m guessing this study was done by a man whose love life is subsidized with the use of viagra or otherwise nonexistant. What a bunch of hooey! (yes, hooey is a scientific term)


  2. Cathy – Well that makes me feel a little better. I thought the entire world has gone insane.

    Metoo – I cannot speak for all man, obviously, but I think girl-on-girl action – even with two gorgeous women – is kinda gross. Besides, I have enough trouble satisfying one woman, let alone two.

    Doc – She certainly is! (Although dating Bobby Flay knocks her down a notch.)


  3. Giada has lost too much weight for me and she found a new boyfriend. Its not Bobby Flay. But if she wants to play with women, I will watch.


  4. Straight as an arrow over here. The ex-boyfriend used to get really turned on by girl-on-girl pron…I always left the room because I was afraid I’d break something laughing.

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  5. Mel – Every time a girl turned me down – and the count is in the hundreds – it’s because 1. I’m not attractive, 2. I’m not too bright, and 3. my sarcasm turns people off. Lesbianism had nothing to do with it.

    Kari – I am sure Kevin is very thankful for that.


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