Twerking Girl

DC Twerker AssaultTwo women walked into a Washington, D.C. grocery store last month and “twerked” against a man before trying to caress his junk mail.

The D.C Police are looking to charge the surprisingly attractive women with third-degree awesomeness.

Police in Washington, D.C., are asking the public’s help to identify two women accused of sexually assaulting a man by twerking against him and fondling his genitalia. The incident happened Oct. 7 at a store on the 1700 block of New York Avenue.

Surveillance video shows a man talking on the phone while getting money from an ATM.

In the footage, two African-American women in short dresses come into the store. One of the women, wearing a silver dress, rubs her butt against the front of the man while purchasing something. When the victim backs away, her friend, in a short red dress makes several attempts to cozy up to the man, including trying to touch his pants inseam.

Wait a minute, this dude called the police for that? I would have been raising my hands and asking the cashier to give me change for a twenty… all in dollar bills.

Seriously, brah, turn in your Man Card.

9 thoughts on “Twerking Girl

  1. What the ????? DC hookers gotta hit on regular peeps? I always thought the politicians were their best clients.
    Never thought I would see a man refusing the attention that guy was getting.


  2. One of them was from Vegas. Probably just got out of a “business meeting” with a Congressman. It is DC so maybe the guy plays for the other team and that is why he wasn’t interested.

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  3. Ingineer – Couldn’t be a senator. For Vegas that would be Harry Reid, and while I’m sure he pays for sex, I cannot see him doing it with African-American women.


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