As is usually the case, research nerds are ruining men’s fun. This time, they have released yet another study detailing the painful side effects of an ample bosom.
How come we never see a study featuring the awesome side effects of big boobs?
Bigger breasts are fueling a backache epidemic among millions of young women, new research has revealed. The trend for curvier figures – which has seen both average dress and bra cup sizes increase in recent years – has created painful side effects, particularly backache but also joint and muscle problems.
Fashion trends such as oversized handbags and high heels have also become factors that have led to one in five of women under the age of 40 suffering from joint, back or muscle pain.
Obviously this study was conducted by women – or gay men. Ladies, if you’ll indulge me for a moment, I would like to talk to you about these matters, and believe me when I tell you: I speak for all men.
All guys love big boobs. All of them. Yes, even your boyfriend/husband. If your guy claims otherwise, he is a dirty filthy liar, and the second you go to bed, he runs downstairs to scour teh innerwebz for topless photos of Kate Upton.
Guys couldn’t care less if your big boobs give you back pain. Guys couldn’t care less if your “F**k-Me-Pumps” hurt your feet. Big boobs, high heels, and dresses/skirts make you look hot, and that’s all your guy cares about. So, let’s make a deal. You leave your fantastic boobs alone, and we promise to help with your pain management twenty years down the road.
Look, guys are shallow. You know it, and we know it, so why fight it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But will you still love us when they’re hanging to our knees?
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Oh Wyatt, you know I love you but….the word “pumps “hasn’t been used in fashion since the 90’s 🙂

Not to mention if we don’t take care of our bodies we end up liking like this by the age of 40 http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/m/old-woman-sore-back-989270.jpg
Or this
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At some point, women end up not having to wear a bra because the waist on our pants now supports our boobs and it would take nothing short of crane to raise those puppies. Sad, but true.
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MelP – No, we would spring for the nip/tuck surgery!
Kari – They’ still be big, though, right?
Metoo – And that is why we leave you for younger women. *ducks*
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I’ve got news for you, cowboy. Looking at you guys 40 or older, naked, from the back. below the waist is no picnic. Everything, and I mean, everything sags. There is a reason it’s called “junk”. My turn to duck.
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Touche’. Although I look much better now than I did in the summer.
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Thanks for your “support” 😉 I’ll leave it to your dirty mind to picture the support…
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I’ll be in my bunk.
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Here’s your chaser: https://www.facebook.com/MAKJOfficial/videos/764599756950630/?pnref=story
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MelP – Wow, that’s awesome! So, so, awesome!
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I, for one, can’t wait until my giant nursing boobs shrink a bit. I can’t wear any of my normal clothes, and a new wardrobe is expensive!
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Sorry, I read nothing after “giant nursing boobs.”
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Truer words have not been spoken, Wyatt.
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Mushdogs – Once in a while I make a good point. It’s rare, but it happens.
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Remember ladies, there’s no substitute for an ‘over the shoulder boulder holder’.
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Unless it’s this guy…
http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/2011/11/tsa-gives-you-lift.html
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Sploosh!
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Maybe women should spend a little more time at the gym and they won’t have so many body aches from getting out of shape. My turn to duck.
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You know, if I was still PMS-ing, I’d make a really super bitchy comment here. Lucky for you, I’m over that part of female life.
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I am thankful for that. And I am about to the point in my life where I don’t really give a rip.
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Ingineer – Oh man, you are so dead. I’ll be over here, out of the blast radius.
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