Have you ever wondered if the person sitting next to you was a psychopath? Now you identify one; and the process no longer includes daring them to stab you in the groin.
Self-professed psychopath Jacob Wells has revealed how he behaves in different situations and has listed questions that may help others identify whether they have any psychopathic traits – as well as recognize them in others.
These include superficial charm, a grandiose notion of self-worth, the need for stimulation and impulsiveness, pathological lying, the ability to manipulate others and a lack of remorse and empathy.
Whew, I do not have a superficial charm, so I’m good. I mean, I possess every other trait, but you need all of them to be a psycho, right?
Of course, not all psychopaths are criminals and murderers – in fact, many hold important positions in businesses thanks to their ruthless and impulsive attitude.
Take Zooey Deschanel, for example. Don’t let the America’s Sweetheart shtick fool you; that woman has enough bodies in her backyard to fill the Rose Bowl. Fun fact: Zooey murdered James Gandolfini with a swizzle stick. True story.