2016 is upon us! It’s the Year of the Monkey, countless unimaginative superhero sequels, and the end of Barack Obama’s reign. It is also the year I finally get my dream date with Ronda Rousey. (I figured the head trauma she sustained in her last fight will weaken her defenses.)
I don’t usually do New Year’s resolutions, and since I lost a ton of weight this fall, I haven’t much use for the most popular soon-to-be-broken promise. I do, however, plan of keeping the blog alive and entertaining through 201 and beyond. I also plan to finish at least one – hopefully both – of my two books by year’s end. We’ll see.
I hope you guys have a happy and safe 2016, find love – or at least rent it – and win the lottery… before sharing a good chunk of it with your favorite blogger. It’s not like I’m going anywhere.
Now go back to sleep. That hangover isn’t going to fix itself.