Pop Quiz, Hotshot

Paris Hilton And Her DogResearchers at Johns Hopkins University have created a pop quiz to determine if you have contracted a sexually transmitted disease. I figured this would be helpful, because you guys are all a bunch of degenerates.

Wait, did I type that or just think it?

A new online quiz claims to be able to predict your risk of sexually transmitted disease – with just six short questions.

Developed by scientists at Johns Hopkins University, the quiz evaluates behaviors linked to STD risk. It asks about the number of sex partners, the frequency of condom use, and the age and past infection status of respondents. (H/T – Redneck Geezer)

The quiz is scored on a scale of one (Tim Tebow) to ten (Paris Hilton). I scored a twelve, because I’m so badass… and because the North Philly streetwalkers are completely irresistible!

11 thoughts on “Pop Quiz, Hotshot

  1. Metoo – Maybe you need to retire your girly parts. I know, we can lift them to the rafters of the Hakweye’s basketball court!

    Cathy – And you have it with Gerard Butler, et al?

    Mike – Haters gonna hate. 🙂 Imagine the weight loss I’ll have being HIV!

    Jack – We always knew when Vice was working, because the hookers had teeth.


  2. Jenn – Me too. It’s like college all over again. Oh wait…

    Mushdogs – Pfft, it’s not like HIV ever killed any- Oh.

    Steph – How long will it take you to get to Philly? 🙂


  3. I wouldnt touch most philly chicks I have met. Well maybe a couple that were in the college area on Market street. I dont wander the streets there much anymore. I have raised my standards and my kids dont need to see any of it.


  4. Ed – It depends upon the neighborhood. Northeast and South Philly are crawling with mega-hot babes. North and West? Meh, not so much. And if you find one there, they are probably either riddled with disease or getting ready to rob you.


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