As you can plainly see, Paul is a personable, well-adjusted individual who is just trying to make his way in this topsy-turvy world. He is a loyal family man who was unjustifiably arrested by the police for trying to remove his wife from harms’ way. Paul, as you will soon see, is an American hero.
Police said the homeowner thought that Paul Herrin, 26, was a tenant stopping by to pay rent. When the homeowner opened the door, the suspect wedged his foot inside and pushed his way through.
The robber insisted that he was there to “save Taylor Swift, his wife, and that he had every right to search the residence.”
If I had a nickel for every time I saved my wife, Hayley Atwell, from harm, I’d have… eight nickels. Ironically, Vica Kerekes has been arrested dozens of times for bursting into my home. To be honest, it is really quite embarrassing.
6 thoughts on “Hard Of Herrin”
Why do these people go off their meds?
When are they going to start warning parents to stop dropping the kids on their heads?
Metoo – I have no idea. When you do, you have to start all over again. Or, um, so I’ve heard.
Cathy – The disturbing part is some parents need to be told not to do that.
Could you share what his drug screen revealed?
So long as he keeps his hands off my wife, Salma Hayek…..
Doc – Judging from the smile, I would guess ecstasy.
Sully – I would have bet my house you were going to say Morgan Fairchild.