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Melania Trump Bikini

Meet the woman who may be the next First Lady of the United States: Melania Trump. It is truly difficult to believe she, Michelle Obama, and Hillary Clinton are the same species.

Despite the modeling career, Melania is no dummy.

Melania Knauss was born in Sevnica, in Slovenia’s Lower Sava Valley (then part of Yugoslavia) on April 26, 1970. Knauss grew up in a modest apartment in a concrete housing block. She began her modeling career at age 16, and at age 18 signed with a modeling agency in Milan, Italy. She is fluent in Slovenian, English, French, Serbian, and German.

The wet look really works for her, and apparently the wetness is contagious. Oh, sorry.

Melania Trump Beach

Melania also possesses other attributes prized by the superficial man.

7 thoughts on “Sunday Services

  1. Not only is she easy on the eye, she is very intelligent and charming. She runs her own company, stands her own with her husband, and is admired by the step-children. Her interview on Greta Van Susteren drew the highest ratings of the week. In other words, she is too good for the American populace.

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  2. MelP – The voting curtain isn’t long enough for that. 🙂

    Doc – Well she’s no Michelle Obama, but…

    Cathy – Tiny brain means I can lie to her and get away with it!

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