Meet the woman who may be the next First Lady of the United States: Melania Trump. It is truly difficult to believe she, Michelle Obama, and Hillary Clinton are the same species.
Despite the modeling career, Melania is no dummy.
Melania Knauss was born in Sevnica, in Slovenia’s Lower Sava Valley (then part of Yugoslavia) on April 26, 1970. Knauss grew up in a modest apartment in a concrete housing block. She began her modeling career at age 16, and at age 18 signed with a modeling agency in Milan, Italy. She is fluent in Slovenian, English, French, Serbian, and German.
In fairness, Obama is fluent in sneering, and Clinton in lying.
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The wet look really works for her, and apparently the wetness is contagious. Oh, sorry.
Melania also possesses other attributes prized by the superficial man.
Melania would probably be the hottest First Lady since Julia Grant. Heh.
Bunk. Me. Now.