There are very few absolute axioms in life. You never eat the yellow snow, you don’t order food at a strip club, and you never, ever eat pizza with a fork.
During a stop at a pizza joint in New York on Wednesday, John Kasich drew the mock ire of locals and reporters on Twitter as he used a fork.
“Look, look, the pizza came scalding hot, OK? And so I use a little fork,” the governor told Good Morning America. “You know what? My wife who is on spring break with my daughters said, ‘I’m proud of you. You finally learned how to use a utensil properly.’ But I mean — not only did I eat the pizza, I had the hot sausage. It was fantastic.”
Not only is John Kasich unfit for the office of President of the United States, I believe he should be impeached as governor of Ohio, beaten with sticks of pepperoni, and deported to the country with the world’s worst pizza. Let’s say… Liberia.