Junk In The Trunk

Elephant UnderwearAn Etsy shop has created elephant underwear for men, since underwear for elephants like Rosie O’Donnell was invented eons ago.

Etsy shop Warmpresents is selling elephant underwear for men. They’re designed with a special sleeve for the wearer’s you know what. Penis! I’m talking about penis!!!!!

Needless to say, subtlety has never been my strong suit. Previously, we’ve seen pretty similar styles, but let’s be real: you can never have too many options when it comes to sexy boxers. Everyone knows that. It’s a universal fact!

They look rather comfortable, but the trunk is not nearly long enough.

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