The Bungle In The Jungle

Grim And Watters Brawl At MSNBC Party

Here’s the feel-good story of the day. Two self-absorbed idiot reporters got into a fistfight at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner’s after party. Both scribes escaped without injury, primarily because journalists punch like premature babies.

Fox News host Jesse Watters and Huffington Post Washington bureau chief Ryan Grim got into a physical altercation at MSNBC’s White House Correspondent’s Dinner after-party Saturday night. “Punches were definitely thrown.”

Excuse me, I believe you misspelled “slaps.”

Grim and Watters don’t have a personal relationship but the beef apparently goes all the way back to 2009, when Amanda Terkel wrote a column about getting “harassed” and “ambushed” by Watters.

Terkel is now a HuffPost colleague of Grim’s, who reportedly took out his camera phone and attempted to record Watters at the MSNBC party. The Fox News host didn’t appreciate the action and reportedly snatched Grim’s phone. When Grim tried to retrieve it, the altercation began.

Eyewitnesses confirm the duo pulled each other’s hair, scratched each other’s eyes out, and bullied each other until both developed an eating disorder.

5 thoughts on “The Bungle In The Jungle

  1. At what age do men stop “marking their territory”? I wonder what O’Reilly will say to Watters? I’m guessing he won’t be any too happy with him.

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  2. For me, it was freshman year of college. After four high school years of peeing on a prospective girlfriend’s leg, I finally learned my lesson.

    Cathy – Oh, most definitely. And her go-to move is to kick people in the groin.

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  3. Doc – I’m guessing both, but they were probably consoled by their significant others, who most likely have more testosterone than they do.

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