Please stand by…
Yesterday I needed to pull up a Microsoft Word file on our desktop computer. The page wouldn’t open, because my computer is a pissy little bitch. I kept seeing an error message, but it was none I have ever seen before. Now I am normally good with computers; I kiss their necks, rub their thighs, and promise I won’t finish on their screen.
Sadly, this little bitch wasn’t falling for it. After two hours of working on the problem, I decided to reboot this whore to its factory settings. Windows 8, no Microsoft Office, and twelve hours of Carbonite backups. As of now, the computer is a very expensive paperweight, my laptop is really old, and posting via phone is more difficult than finding the G-spot.
So tomorrow may be a content-free day. I’ll try to get posts up, but until the reset is complete, all the former programs are reinstalled, and my murderous rage subsides, it may be a little quiet around these parts.