In eleven years of blogging, I have written many disturbing stories. I can honestly argue this is the most troubling post you will ever read here. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I give you the JerkShirt.
A new dress shirt is equipped with a prosthetic arm so users can furtively masturbate in public.
“Individual’s real hands are hidden underneath the shirt allowing undercover stimulation anytime, anywhere without the fear of getting caught in the act,” the shirt’s maker, adult webcam company CamSoda, said in a press release to announce the launch.
The shirt is available for pre-order and also comes with a “stain resistant splash guard” and is available in four skin tones for the prosthetic arm.
That’s actually helpful because my usual splash guard is a dinner plate, and boy are those things cold!