Growth Spurt

Home Of The WhopperResearchers at Britain’s University of Exeter have released a study claiming the more sex one has, the larger his genitals become.

That is not possible… because my genitals are already galactically large!

The University of Exeter’s paper, published in the Evolution journal, shows that having sex can cause males to grow bigger reproductive organs. The bad news is, the study was conducted with burying beetles as opposed to humans.

The test was done across two sets of beetles – one which had lots of sex, and one which had minimal amounts. The ones who had lots of sex developed their reproductive organs at a quicker pace than the ones who didn’t get frisky.

The study was conducted over ten generations and showed that the more sex the animals were having the bigger their genitals became.

This obviously explains Bill Clinton. While charming, he is not a very handsome man, but he pulls more ass than a toilet seat. Significantly, this also explains why Hillary Clinton is such a large c-word.

5 thoughts on “Growth Spurt

  1. Okay, I haven’t studied beetles but I was married twice and so had to listen to when and how my husbands lost their virginity. One who lost his virginity at 16 and so was having sex earlier and more often and one who lost his at 28. The 16 yr old was 5’10” and the 28 yr old was 6’5″. My human experience proves the beetle study wrong, wrong, wrong unless the beetles were all the same length and width.

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  2. Cathy – I’m hornier than any guy on Earth, but I wouldn’t bang Hillary with Obama’s penis.

    Metoo – I lost it when I was 18, and like every first time, it was awful. Completely my fault, but yeah, awful.

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    1. Of course, I didn’t know about hubby #1 until AFTER (since I wasn’t part of it) we were married. 16 seems really young to me.


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