Bathing Booty

Santa Clarita Valley Bikini Bandit

A one-woman crime wave is crashing the shores of Santa Clarita, California, and she’s stealing hearts as well as the family jewels.

A bikini-clad woman was wanted for questioning Tuesday after she entered two homes, one that was locked, and stole valuables, the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Santa Clarita Valley station said.

The woman, pictured on surveillance wearing a yellow and green swimsuit, broke into and stole from a locked home in the 28000 block of W. Avenue C-6 in Lancaster on Saturday. Later that day, she entered an unlocked home in the 47000 block of Three Points Road in Lake Hughes — about 14 miles away — and stole valuables.

Okay, what I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and whorehouse in that area. The fugitive’s name is Chesty LaRue. Go get her… then bring her to me because I would hit that so hard if you pulled me out you would be the King of England.

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6 thoughts on “Bathing Booty

  1. So, since she’s in a bikini…where do you suppose she hid the loot?! And, who got to retrieve it once she was in a safe place? Inquiring minds………

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  2. Metoo – Ooo, ooo, pick me, pick me! Although, she was stealing jewelry, so she may have had it stuffed in one of two places. Better break out the rubber gloves.

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    1. I think you’re on to something. Huge thigh gap and stomach that looks like a kid or two has grown there. Something seems a miss.

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