They’re Not Yanking Your Chain

Sexy Redhead

A pr0n site founded by two Stanford students has promised to give a penny to charity every time one of its viewers yanks their doodle. Yep, a drop in the bucket for every drop in the tissue.

Each time someone watches a video on, the site will give a penny to charity. The founders admit there is no way to prove that’s what viewers are doing while watching the porn — they just assume masturbation is involved.

There is a catch: People are limited to two “donations” a day and there is a 15-minute cool-off between each charitable orgasm.

Each penny-per-self-pleasure will be divided up between one of three charities: The Movember Foundation, which funds research for prostate and testicular cancer; the Ovarian Cancer Research Fund; and the Joyful Heart Foundation, an organization founded by “Law & Order: SVU” star Mariska Hargitay that helps sexual assault victims.

Only two donations a day??? What about us – um, I mean those – serial masturbators? Why punish them for their unequaled stamina?


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