Oldfinger

Dating Naked Corn Star

VH-1, the other music video channel which refuses to play music videos, broadcasts a train wreck entitled “Dating Naked.” Sadly, the program is exactly what you think it is. This week, the producers are going old school. Literally.

Dating Naked has offered up more than a few absurd moments of clothes-free courtship in its three-season history. And it looks like the romantic reality series is coming in hot this Wednesday.

Meet Bob. He’s 69, and he owns several carnival concession stands. One of them is called Corn Star, which boasts the slogan… “You Can’t Beat Bob’s Cob.”

Bob is going on a nude date with Natalie, who’s 24 and a really good sport about their 45-year age difference. She goes with the flow, rather literally, engaging in an alcohol-water gun fight with her near-septuagenarian suitor before they chill out in the ocean for some real talk.

Holy crap, is that Bob Barker?

I plan on setting the DVR tomorrow, if only to hear Bob tell Natalie how he once yelled at a cloud, and how he tied an onion to his belt, which was the style at the time.

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