They Saved Nitwit’s Brain

Joshua Lee LongMeet Joshua Long. Josh is not a smart man, so he decided to increase his brain power by swiping one.

On Thursday, Joshua Lee Long, 26, of Carlisle, was charged with misdemeanor abuse of a corpse and conspiracy to commit abuse of a corpse after a human brain was found in a Wal-Mart shopping bag under the porch of Robbie Lee Zoller, a home that Long was known to frequent.

Police said a relative of Long’s found the brain and contacted him in prison to ask about it. Long told the woman that it was a human brain and that he and Zoller used the formaldehyde to smoke “wet” marijuana.

Long later confirmed the story to police and said that he and Zoller had named the brain “Freddy.” (H/T – Redneck Geezer)

Upon retrieval, the Pennsylvania States Police immediately returned the brain to Kim Kardashian.

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10 thoughts on “They Saved Nitwit’s Brain

  1. “…and that he and Zoller used the formaldehyde to smoke “wet” marijuana.”

    Two questions:
    1: How do you keep the wet joint lit?
    2: Why formaldehyde? I mean, I like to get “pickled” in alcohol, but getting “embalmed” just doesn’t sound like all that much fun.

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