A Watershed Moment

Cat Hair Clogs Womans Vagina

A woman’s visit to the gynecologist took a hairy turn the other day, courtesy of her pussycat.

Michelle Barrow is mother to cats Cricket and Donut, who, while cute, shed a torrent of hair all over the bed, and while unsightly, she never dreamt what would happen next.

Some time later, during a routine appointment with her gynecologist, she mentioned the ‘dull ache’ she’d felt in her abdomen for the last month. The cause? A two-inch ball of cat hair inside her vagina.

How? The theory is that cat hairs in the bed became attached to her partner’s penis – neither of the couple sleep in underwear – and these had been transferred inside Miss Barrow during sex. And rather than work their way out, they simply became entangled in her IUD contraceptive coil.

As if people needed another reason to hate cats. Maybe next time Michelle will vacuum her boyfriend’s schlong before letting him boink her.

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5 thoughts on “A Watershed Moment

  1. I would love to have been in that doctor’s office after she left! The comments would have been priceless. Does this woman never, ever wash her bedding either before or after being bedded? Evidently her boyfriend has been where many a pussy has gone before. Two words for this couple……personal hygiene.

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  2. MelP – You mean the giant pussy?

    Metoo – The doctor should have given her a prescription for Nair, and run her through the car wash to fix her undercoating.

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