Pokémon Go is the hottest phone app on Earth. Millions of people are roaming the planet searching for Pokémon and meeting interesting people. What could possibly go wrong?
The suspect approached the victim and started asking about the popular gaming app that is sweeping the country since it was released July 6.
“He was approached by an unknown male. The male began asking if he was playing the game. The male reached out and touched the victim in the inner thigh and he started asking him sexual questions,” Sergeant Harrison Daniel said.
The victim said he did not call the police because the suspect had his hand in his pocket the entire time and the victim feared it was a gun.
The suspect had something in his pocket, all right. Don’t make any sudden movements, or else it may accidentally go off in your hair.
Nice bra! I can go you one better. While I was searching for an image of the Pokeball for my PokeDeathStar ‘shop, I found a site that sells Pokeball pasties…
Confessions of a Pokémon Go Agnostic
http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/2016/07/confessions-of-pokemon-go-agnostic.html
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Proof – Mmm… pasties. I like the girl’s bra; the fact she’s a redhead is just icing on the Cakemon.
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Yeah. I would not kick her out of bed for capturing my Pikachu, if you know what I mean!
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My Pokeballs await her tender touch.
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