The Bacon Defense

BaconAn elderly British woman has learned bacon is the greatest food in all the land. Not only is it delicious and nutritious, it is also a great self-defense weapon.

Greater Manchester Police Trafford South reported that the 86-year-old woman was approached by an unidentified female in a grocery store after withdrawing a large amount of money from an ATM.

“Whilst shopping, the lady was challenged by an unknown female who grabbed her trolley and demanded the money she had withdrawn,” Police wrote.

“The 86 year old lady then defended herself by repeatedly hitting the female offender over the head with a packet of bacon. The offender then retreated and made off from the supermarket.” (H/TMis. Hum.)

The woman should receive a medal after beating that thug to bits.


8 thoughts on “The Bacon Defense

  1. Metoo – I have chosen to never grow up. It’s my life choice and you cannot criticize me for it!

    Proof – She went whole hog on that scumbag.

    Jenn – Only is the thief is Muslim.

    Cathy – Instead off police lines, they should cordon off parade routes with strips of crispy, delicious bacon.


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