The Dartford, Kent police are struggling to solve the crime of the century. Their theory is it was Miss Dairy, in the Pumping Room, with a Nipple.
A mother breastfeeding in public allegedly ‘squirted her boob’ at a woman who told her to move somewhere private.
The incident is said to have happened in a park in Dartford, Kent this week and was later reported on a local Facebook forum.
“To the lady who thought it was appropriate to breastfeed her baby whist my child and very easily distracted husband sat nearby. I don’t think it was necessary for you to react the way you did just because I asked you to go somewhere private, telling me to f*** off and squirting me with your boobs was uncalled for.”
I don’t see what all the fuss is about; there’s no use crying over spilled milk.