She Blinded Me With Violence

Spilled MilkThe Dartford, Kent police are struggling to solve the crime of the century. Their theory is it was Miss Dairy, in the Pumping Room, with a Nipple.

A mother breastfeeding in public allegedly ‘squirted her boob’ at a woman who told her to move somewhere private.

The incident is said to have happened in a park in Dartford, Kent this week and was later reported on a local Facebook forum.

“To the lady who thought it was appropriate to breastfeed her baby whist my child and very easily distracted husband sat nearby. I don’t think it was necessary for you to react the way you did just because I asked you to go somewhere private, telling me to f*** off and squirting me with your boobs was uncalled for.”

I don’t see what all the fuss is about; there’s no use crying over spilled milk.

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