It’s Bikini Lickin’ Good

The good people at Kentucky Fried Chicken have apparently been drinking copious amounts of moonshine down at the holler. What else could explain the creation of KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen?

The summer is drawing to a close, but there’s still time to catch some rays, get a glowing tan, and smell like extra crispy fried chicken. Kentucky Fried Chicken—or KFC as it likes to be called now—is giving away tubes of sunscreen that make you smell like you’ve slathered yourself in the Colonel’s secret 11 herbs and spices.

You don’t need to buy anything to snag one of the limited edition tubes, you just need to head on over to KFC’s website and cough up all of your personal details, including a shipping address.

Okay, if the sunscreen smells like fried chicken, I only have one question: how will you know if you didn’t apply enough? All you’ll smell is cooked chicken, even when it’s your skin that is getting fried.