Diving For Whirls

Ingrid de Oliveira Brazilian DiverMeet Ingrid Oliveira.

Ingrid is an Olympic diver from Brazil who has a thirst for competition; a thirst which always takes a back seat to her hunger for any guy with a pulse.

Sounds like my kind of woman.

20-year-old Ingrid Oliveira and 17-year-old Giovanna Pedroso have ended their diving partnership after Oliveira booted the teen out of the room they were sharing at the Olympic Village in Rio so she could enjoy a “marathon sex session” with Brazilian canoeist Pedro Gonçalves.

Oliveira apparently asked her teammate if she would mind sleeping elsewhere so that she and the canoeist could share some up-close-and-personal time. After what was described as a “heated discussion,” Pedroso finally relented.

After an apparently sleepless night for both divers, the two finished in last place in the women’s 10-meter synchronized platform dive, a performance described as “pathetic” by local outlets. (H/T – Jim F.)

In fairness, Giovanna was probably too tired to execute her dives properly, and Ingrid’s equilibrium was off because her orifices were packed with semen. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


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