The San Francisco Forty-Whiners

Colin Kaepernick Sacked

Overrated NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick is refusing to stand for the national anthem before football games. Kaepernick claims he is disrespecting the anthem, and by proxy, America, because he feels African Americans are being “oppressed.”

San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick has willingly immersed himself into controversy by refusing to stand for the playing of the national anthem in protest of what he deems are wrongdoings against African Americans and minorities in the United States.

Oh, do go on! While you’re at it, don’t forget to regale us about the white couple who adopted you after you were abandoned by your African-American father.

“I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses black people and people of color,” Kaepernick told NFL Media in an exclusive interview after the game. “To me, this is bigger than football and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are bodies in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with murder.”

You see, to someone like Kaepernick, America is a terrible, racist country created simply to keep black people down. It is an interesting theory for someone who has a net worth of $16 million, awarded to him by terrible, racist Americans.

To Colin Kaepernick, waiting in line at a Starbucks is oppression; for people in Darfur, oppression is the continuing genocide of men, women, and children.

America is arguably the least racist nation on the face of the Earth, and yet someone like this douche canoe will still bash the country which gave him so much, and asked for so little.


9 thoughts on “The San Francisco Forty-Whiners

  1. I just keep thinking how his adoptive parents and brothers and sisters must feel. Some news outlets are saying his girlfriend/fiance is behind this change since she is Muslim and he is converting. Hope they both go live in Syria. Let’s see what kind of welcome mat they roll out for CK. He should put his money where his mouth is and help disadvantaged ‘utes of which there are many. But, no, it’s much easier and far safer to just bitch from the sidelines, have a hissie fit and keep his millions.


  2. Metoo – An Eagles rookie is now joining the sit-down protest. Good luck with that, bro; we throw batteries at people in Philly.

    Toothy – I think I may be finished with the NFL for good now after this nonsense.

    Mushdogs – Agreed on all. Dude lost his job to Blaine Gabbert.


  3. I’ve been seeing the vids of people burning his jersey while the National Anthem plays. And, right on cue, a lefty writer threw out there that people should just donate his jersey so someone else could buy it. I thought “No, Meathead, raffle off the jersey to anyone that wants to burn it, record it & put it onto Twitter & FaceBook along with a blurb at the end that ALL proceeds would go to Wounded Warriors”.


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