Oh Darwin, Don’t Ever Change

alexandro-garibaldiWhile not every single resident of Florida is a raging imbecile, evidence does suggest the imbecile population is greater in that state than in, say, Wyoming.

Meet Alexandro Garibaldi. Alexandro is a special kind of stupid, and it would appear by his actions he does not have a vested interest in seeing daylight ever again.

Joaquin Mendez, 23, put on the vest late Saturday and “wondered aloud whether it still worked.”

Police say his cousin, Alexandro Garibaldi, 24, pulled out a gun and responded, “Let’s see.”

Officers found Mendez outside the house with a gunshot wound in his chest. Mendez died at a hospital.

Ouch. It would seem Mr. Mendez played his bullet shards close to his vest.

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