Cover yourself, Florence! An Italian high court has ruled playing with your Leaning Tower of Pisa in public is no longer a crime.
Italy’s highest court has ruled that masturbation in public is not a crime, as long as it is not conducted in the presence of minors.
Judges ruled that public masturbation out of the presence of minors is no longer deemed criminal conduct due to a change in the law last year, which decriminalized the act.
The new iteration of the criminal code does call for imprisonment – of up to four-and-a-half years – if the act is witnessed by a minor.
Considering the inordinate amount of fabulous babes in Italy, it seems odd the judicial system would allow men to bop their bologna in Bologna.