I Fart In Your General Direction

french-incivility-brigadeParis, France is the Paris of cities. As such, it cannot be seen tolerating vandalism, urination, or mimes on its pristine thoroughfares.

Enter the French Incivility Brigade.

Paris has deployed officers armed with tear gas and batons as part of an 1,800-strong ‘incivility brigade’ to tackle anti-social behavior.

The town hall said Parisians had hung on to their dirty habits despite several awareness campaigns so it had no choice but to enforce fines. The new uniformed officers will hand out €68 penalties for offences including littering, spitting and leaving behind dog poo.

Finally! France is getting rid of their dog poo problem. They’re doing nothing about their Islamist invasion, but at least Mohammad won’t soil his sandals on canine excrement.

2 thoughts on “I Fart In Your General Direction

  1. Is squishing a bunch of people with a huge truck considered “incivil”? How about shooting up a theater and torturing and murdering people there?

    I need to see a rule book, or something…


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