Dammit, Janet!


Meet Florida’s Janet Elena Brooks, a woman who personifies the term “Bitches Be Crazy.”

Janet Elena Brooks, 22, came to Lake and Polk County sheriff’s offices and said she had been abducted by a man in the parking lot of a Clermont-area apartment complex and forced into the trunk of his car before being left at a Polk County-area dog park. Deputies said they reviewed surveillance footage and saw Brooks leaving the property and walking toward a road in the area she said she was abducted in.

When they confronted her, Brooks admitted that she made the story up because she thought another woman was interested in her boyfriend and she “just wanted to see if he truly cared about her,” deputies said.

While it’s true that cray-cray bitches are amazing in the sack, Brooks is by no means hot enough to pull that off. Ironically, she is apparently not even hot enough to be kidnapped. Sad!

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