Please Swipe Your Card

taccara-naudenMeet Taccara Nauden of Hollywood, Florida.

Taccara has made some bad decisions in life; many of which resulted in a lengthy criminal record… and unsightly holes in her face.

The good news is Taccara’s body is a glutton for punishment. The bad news is Taccara’s body is a glutton for punishment.

Taccara Nauden was riding in a vehicle that was pulled over in connection with an alleged hit-and-run. The 28-year-old had an active warrant out of the Broward Sheriff’s Office for operating a vehicle without a valid driver’s license.

Nauden was arrested Saturday and taken to the BSO Main Jail for processing. It was there that Nauden apparently told medical staff that she had shoved her Nebraska ID card up her vagina during the traffic stop.

An X-ray machine at the jail confirmed that Nauden had a foreign object firmly wedged inside her vagina.

I guess the next officer who stops Taccara will think she’s from Alaska, not Nebraska. You know, because of the fish smell.

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