Stuck In The Middle With Poo

emma-phillips-stuck-vibratorMeet Emma Phillips, from Wallasey, England.

Emma loves her boyfriend, and the two of them celebrate their love with wild, drunken, toy-infused sex romps. Unfortunately for Emma, one toy will be taken out of their rotation… after it became lodged inside her bum.

Emma Phillips, from Wallasey, Merseyside, first thought boyfriend Lee had hidden the vibrator under a pillow as a prank.

But then when she pressed down on her stomach she felt a buzzing inside her. They tried to remove it using a fork handle and barbecue prongs but all efforts failed.

Emma said: “We’d both been drinking the night before so we couldn’t drive. I had to make the most embarrassing call to the ambulance at 7am. The call handler said ‘tell me exactly what the problem is’ so I had to tell him.”

Doctors carried out an x-ray to work out where the still-buzzing vibrator was and realised it was too high up and would be too painful for them to manually extract it while she was awake. At 12pm Emma underwent the minute-and-a-half surgery which involved placing a camera down her throat and the surgeon pressing on her stomach before manually extracting it. (H/T – Jim F.)

The surgeon, having extracted the irremovable sword, was immediately pronounced King of England.

6 thoughts on “Stuck In The Middle With Poo

  1. “‘Lee’s not been scarred by it – he just thinks it’s funny. I think he should have one up his bum and take one for the team.’ ”

    You go ahead and put it there Emma, and be sure to take video to post on YouTube…

    L-Frame S&W

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