Scrotal Recall

Hillary Clinton ShruggingHillary Clinton finally complied with an FOIA request from Judicial Watch to answer questions under oath about her illegal email server.

The Democratic Presidential nominee’s responses were very Clintonesque.

Hillary Clinton submitted formal answers under penalty of perjury on Thursday about her use of a private email server, saying 20 times that she did not recall the requested information or related discussions, while also asserting that no one ever warned her that the practice could run afoul of laws on preserving federal records.

“Secretary Clinton states that she does not recall being advised, cautioned, or warned, she does not recall that it was ever suggested to her, and she does not recall participating in any communication, conversation, or meeting in which it was discussed that her use of a clintonemail.com e-mail account to conduct official State Department business conflicted with or violated federal record-keeping laws,” lawyers for Clinton wrote.

The irony is “I cannot recall” is the favorite excuse for indicted Mafiosos.

Clinton also did not recall her ogling of Christina Aguilera’s breasts, Monica Lewinsky fellating her husband, or how her cankles became so swelled.

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