Driving Miss Crazy

chelsea-raye-wilsonMeet Chelsea Raye Wilson of, you guessed it, Florida.

Ever the self-starter, Chelsea wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture… and rob them. Unlike many U.S. companies, however, Chelsea kept her hiring in house.

A man driving his daughter to a bank robbery told authorities he thought he was driving her to a job interview.

When the woman returned to her father’s SUV with a large amount of cash, the father told authorities he thought his daughter had gotten an advance payment at her new job.

Daddy Dearest is either the world’s worst liar or the dumbest man in Florida. Think about that for a moment: the dumbest man… in Florida.

The robbery happened at about 4 p.m. Thursday. Authorities say Chelsea Wilson, 24, of Hollywood, walked into the TD Bank at 1215 SE 17th St. in Fort Lauderdale, wearing an outfit that included a red wig, hat and sunglasses.

She handed a teller a note that read, “You have exactly one minute to give me all your $50 & $100 bills from both drawers or I will shoot you! No dye packs, no alarms follow these instructions and no one will get hurt, act normal,” according to the criminal complaint. (H/T – Jim F.)

Wilson confessed to four other bank robberies, each one a federal offense. By the time Chelsea sees the light of day, she’ll be able to view the premiere of Rocky 38.

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