A Honduran man lost his penis after it became wedged inside the bottle he was boinking. Jesus Christ, have you people never even heard of Vaseline?
Doctors have amputated a man’s penis after it became stuck in a bottle he was using as a sex toy for four days.
A 50-year-old man arrived at a hospital in Honduras with a penis that was “black and decaying.” The man was trying to “relieve sexual frustration” because he did not have a wife or girlfriend.
The doctor revealed the man will never be able to have sex again following the operation, although he will be able to urinate after his urethra was moved. He added: “When you put your penis into a bottle it causes a constriction in the blood vessels of the penis and within four hours you can lose the penis.”
In fairness, the victim did nothing when his dingus started to rot, because he thought a black penis would make him more popular with the ladies.