European researchers believe they have found a link between coffee consumption and decreased vision problems.
Scientists have discovered that a daily espresso, teamed with a healthy diet rich in fruit and vegetables, has a protective effect on the eyes.
They found that coffee consumption can help ward off age-related macular degeneration (AMD), the most common cause of blindness in the elderly.
The debilitating condition already affects 600,000 people in Britain and is set to increase significantly in the next few years as people live longer.
My plan to prevent blindness is to drink coffee when I masturbate. That way, I maintain an even keel.