Brian’s Song

brian-crume-winter-haven-floridaThis handsome devil is Brian Crume of Winter Haven, Florida. (Of course.)

Brian is a simple man who just wants to live his life and spend time with his family. After many years of marriage, Brian still does the little things to keep his wife happy; like shoplifting to pay her bail.

Police arrested a 48-year-old man who stole goods to sell so he could bail out his wife, who was being held on a shoplifting charge.

A loss prevention officer at a Walmart in Winter Haven caught Brian Crume stuffing three packs of electronic wire down the front of his pants around 4 p.m. Wednesday.

Crume attempted to leave the store without paying for the $87.91 worth of merchandise but the loss prevention officer stopped him and detained him until a police officer arrived. (H/T – TXNick)

Sadly, Brian did have wire in his pants and he was happy to see the police.


3 thoughts on “Brian’s Song

  1. Wonder if the wife will return the favor once she is released? I am continually amazed at the stupidity of the ‘everyday criminal’. Brian should have shoplifted a comb for pete’s sake.


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