Dolly Kyle (left), a woman who claims she carried on decades-long affair with Bill Clinton, dished more dirt on America’s most crooked family this week; much of it was high-larious.
Bill Clinton is a sex-addicted ‘monster’ who mocked Hillary Clinton by calling her ‘The Warden’ in front of friends and privately boasted about his high notch count, according to his long-time mistress and childhood friend Dolly Kyle.
During this time, Kyle said Clinton often indicated that he was unhappy in his marriage – calling Hillary Clinton ‘The Warden’, admitting that he was a sex addict, and complaining to Kyle that his sex life was ‘over’ after he moved in with Hillary at Yale.
Now before you rail against me, the O.K. Corral is not turning into the National Enquirer. I have no idea if Kyle is telling the truth or not, but some of this story’s accusations are too funny not to share. To wit:
During one secret rendezvous in 1979, Kyle said then-Governor Clinton confided to her that he was desperate to have a baby for political reasons.
Kyle initially thought Bill wanted to have a baby with her, until he clarified that he wanted to have one with Hillary – hinting that he was concerned about political rumors that Hillary was a lesbian.
Hillary a lesbian? That’s preposterous. Just because she has a mannish body and little concern for her personal appearance proves nothing. I’m certain Hillary’s “longtime companion” Huma Abedin, who also happens to wallow in a sham marriage, can verify the candidate’s heterosexuality.
It was Hillary’s smell that Kyle says she remembers most.
‘In that moment I noticed that the woman emitted an overpowering odor of perspiration and greasy hair. I hoped that I wouldn’t gag when she got in my car,’ she said. ‘The sandal-shod woman with lank, smelly hair stood off to the side and glared at everyone.’
Again, I have no idea if this is true, but it does not appear to be out of the realm of possibility. Hillary’s college photos just scream “filthy hippie,” and the only difference now is the stank transformed from B.O. to whiskey. Stay thirsty, my friends.