The All-Fleeing Eye


Meet Edward Dorsey of Largo, Florida. Edward was always a star pupil; a man who always had his eye on the prize, even when “the man” tried to lash him down.

Edward Dorsey, 54, was first arrested Sunday morning on a domestic violence charge for allegedly striking his wife during an 8 AM argument in the couple’s Largo home. A police report notes that drugs and alcohol appear to have played a role in the confrontation.

Following the misdemeanor collar, Dorsey was transported to the Largo Medical Center for treatment.

While in the emergency room, Dorsey “removed his glass eye” and then “threw his glass eye at the ER doctor and ER nurse,” a Largo Police officer reported.

Dorsey’s glass eye is missing in his mug shot, which would lead me to believe the police seized the eye – which was used as a weapon in the assault – for evidence.


9 thoughts on “The All-Fleeing Eye

  1. O Florida Man, you never fail to amaze us.
    Gazing wonderingly over your steely-eyed act of defiance, you must have cast your eye over the ensuing chaos and settled back with a satisfied gleam in your remaining fully occupied ocular orbit.


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