El Segundo Man Is Very Horny

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Meet John Nuggent. This handsome devil has to beat off the babes with a stick, and his siren song lures them in from miles around. Sadly, Nugggent’s siren song utilizes an actual siren.

An air horn that sounds like a train has been terrorizing the residents of El Segundo for weeks, but police in the Southern California city have just arrested a man in connection with the noise — with air horn equipment inside his car.

The noise has been plaguing residents on the west side of the city for weeks. Police have received numerous reports of an extremely loud air horn going off before residents spot a getaway car, a blue four-door sedan driven by a man.

John W. Nuggent was then taken into custody by police, police said. He was booked at El Segundo jail on a misdemeanor charge of suspicion of disturbing the peace and his car, with horn inside, was impounded. (H/TAOSHQ)

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