Lena Dunham exemplifies everything wrong with Hollywood. The loudmouth “actress” is morbidly obese, galactically stupid, and has less talent than my penis. She is also – shock – an unhinged liberal who needed a safe space to recover from Hillary Clinton’s epic election defeat.
Lena Dunham sought solace in the Arizona wilderness this week as she works to overcome her post-election anxiety. She posted of photo on Instagram that shows her hiking in a fashionable sports bra and flashing a “true smile” while hiking in exclusive Sedona, Arizona.
One should never wear a sports bra if they get winded after watching a Gatorade commercial.
Sedona is home to a number of facilities offering “spiritual retreats,” “vision quests,” and other forms of “emotional healing” adventures. In a note accompanying her Instagram post, Dunham expressed love for her fans and described how she had “whispered some wishes for you into the big red rock” after asking “the Canyon for some guidance.”
Dunham asked for guidance because the canyon is exponentially more intelligent than she is. Here’s hoping the rocks told her to pet a few rattlesnakes.