Meet Patrick David Butler. Patrick is a handsome guy who wants to look and smell his best. Patrick’s cologne of choice? AXE Body Spray mixed with Budweiser.
Just after midnight on Monday morning, an officer spotted Patrick Butler driving a silver Nissan Frontier erratically on Heckle Boulevard.
Butler swerved to avoid a curb and also crossed the center line several times.
The officer pulled the Nissan over and when he walked up to the vehicle, he watched Butler spray AXE body spray into his mouth. (H/T – AOSHQ)
Sadly, the officer was uncertain if Butler sprayed the cologne into his mouth to hide the rancid beer scent, or because it was his only remaining source of alcohol.
The O.K. Corral 
How would you keep from hurling? Seriously, that can’t taste good. Drunk and stupid isn’t a good way to go through life.
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Metoo – Did he not have any gum? Every drunk carries gum with them!
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Evidently every drunk with the exception of my ex-husband.
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