Alana enjoys entertaining friends inside her humble abode, and is fond of serving her guests provisions and libations. In fact, one could say Alana’s personal motto is Eat, Drink, and Be Merry, for Tomorrow You May Die.
A woman told authorities that she had gone to Alana Annette Savell’s home with a friend. Savell said they started drinking and were getting too loud, and said she didn’t want them in her home.
Savell armed herself with a handgun and started shooting at their feet from the doorway of the home. The woman was hit in the legs and was taken to a hospital for treatment. Savell’s boyfriend was also hit in the leg with a bullet during the shooting.
The boyfriend allegedly told authorities that he told Savell that if someone is told to leave their property three times, she is to get the gun and shoot it at the ground. If that doesn’t work, she’s supposed to shoot them in the leg. (H/T – TXNick)
Believe it or not, that is the law… in f**king Somalia! In Miami I don’t believe you can shoot your guests before they are asked five times, but that rule is waived if you shout, “Say hello to my little friend!”