The Squeeze Play Caption Contest has now concluded.
Top Three Entries:
3. Stop touching my safe space! Triggered! Triiiiiigered!!!! – Jenn
2. “Patrick, when I said we’re going to pinch some protesters, I didn’t mean it literally!” “Aw, ease up, Teddy. I’m tickling, not pinching.” – Mike47
WINNER! – Looks like it’s time to put another wimp on the barbie. – Toothy