Mighty Joe Dumb

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The dumbest man ever elected to public office is considering a presidential run in 2020.

“I’m going to run in 2020. For president. So, uh, what the hell, man,” the departing vice president told reporters Monday with only a slight smile on his face. Given a chance to walk it back, he did — but only a bit.

Asked if he was joking, he said: “I’m not committing not to run. I’m not committing to anything. I learned a long time ago, fate has a strange way of intervening.”

Biden, who turned 74 last month, will turn 78 shortly after the 2020 election. Ronald Reagan was just a few days short of turning 78 when he left office in January 1989, making him the oldest person to serve as president.

Count me in as someone who supports Sheriff Joe’s run. This creepy bastard would be a treasure trove of post ideas for (at least) four years.

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6 thoughts on “Mighty Joe Dumb

  1. If he won, we could call him the 12 gauge president. Or, he could come out of the convention like being fired from a shotgun. Or, he could fire a shot over the opponents bow. He is more fun to make fun of than tons of others. What a buffoon. Maybe announcing his candidacy is just a warning shot?

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  2. Mike – He’s not your average Joe!

    Metoo – It would be awesome for guys, though. We can grope any woman we like without penalty. (Lookin’ at you, Amy Adams!)

    RG – We could fire him out of a cannon… preferably into the Potomac.

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