Fat Girl In A Little Coat

fat-amy-schumerDisgusting, unfunny, morbidly obese “comedienne” Amy Schumer is slated to star in a live-action Barbie movie, because Mattel apparently despises its customers.

Amy Schumer is in early talks to star in Sony’s live-action “Barbie” film, sources tell Variety.

The original idea and screenplay is by Hilary Winston, although it is expected that Schumer and her sister will rewrite.

The story is in the vein of “Splash”, “Enchanted” and “Big.” In it, the main character gets kicked out of Barbieland for not being perfect enough and lands in a real-world adventure.

So it’s another terrible, recycled idea starring a terrible unfunny woman who recycles her own urine.

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7 thoughts on “Fat Girl In A Little Coat

  1. If she can play Barbie, I should be able to play Cinderella. Evidently age and weight don’t factor in………..or acting ability.

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  2. Mike – With a guest starring role as Desperate Attention Whore Barbie.

    Metoo – I’m starring in Magic Mike III. Just because.

    Doc – And her uncle is the despicable Chuck Schumer.

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  3. This gives me hope that I can play the lead in the Wilt Chamberlin biography. With any luck Barbie sales will actually go down, similar to the affect her Bud Light commercials had. We can start calling that the Schumer/Kappernick affect.

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