Gobbler’s Slob

homer-simpson-throws-pajamas-out-windowA Pennsylvania man calmly walked into a Turkey Hill market and began destroying the store’s computers and equipment, probably because they were out of Skittles.

Customers looking to buy items at a convenience store in Williams Township got an eyeful of much more than they wanted.

That’s because, according to state police, a man walked into the Turkey Hill mini market in Williams Township, Northampton County around 6:30 p.m. and began destroying computers and equipment.

Then police say the man took his clothes off and began chasing customers around the gas pumps. (H/T – Jim F.)

In fairness, the man only wanted to show the customers his drumstick. You know, in case some of the women were in the mood for some stuffing.

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