Meet Zacharias Holmes. Zacharfias is a portly proprietor of painful prank programs, who probably prefers passing on this past production.
A topless prankster made an exploding vest out of firecrackers and set them off during a bizarre stunt.
Zacharias Holmes is forced to jump head first into a mound of snow when his make-shift vest explodes over his bare skin, during a video filmed at an unknown location in the US.
Unsurprisingly, the joker is heard groaning in pain after the explosives leave him with blackened marks and red burns across his body.
Sadly, while Zacharias did get scalded, the injuries were not severe enough to burn of a few of his excess pounds. You can view the high-larious video at the link.