All Hail King Putt!


The world is in turmoil after two separate Islamist terror attacks took place yesterday. Barack Obama’s acted swiftly and decisively in the wake of the terror… by choosing the 3-wood instead of his driver.

With the dual breaking news events surrounding potential terrorism and a foreign diplomat being shot to death, White House pool reports showed that President Barack Obama headed to a country club in Hawaii near his rental house, where he is vacationing.

The first email shows Obama has directed his staff to keep him updated on the situation in Turkey regarding the assassination of the Russian Ambassador. In a following email, we are informed Obama is leaving the rental home to go play golf.

Currently, the news is dominated by both the assassination in Turkey, which could have large-scale implications on foreign policy and relations, and multiple deaths in Berlin via a truck driving through a market in an incident reminiscent of the Nice terror attack.

In fairness, Obama’s slice is going to have large-scale implications on his handicap. It’s called priorities, people!


5 thoughts on “All Hail King Putt!

  1. What do you expect from someone who never was President? All he was was POH (presidential office holder). There’s a BIG difference. As of the end of 2016, The POHUS will have golfed or spend time goofing off on a golf course 270 times. Your tax dollars at rest.


  2. The argument is that the president is just as able to handle a crisis while he’s on vacation as in the White House. The problem is, Obama is just as able to handle a crisis on vacation as he is in the White House.

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  3. Mike47 – I wonder how often he’ll golf when he is out of office?

    Metoo – One month. We can handle a month.

    Mike – Well, crises are his top priority… as long as they don’t interfere with his recreation.


  4. “I refuse to be caught in a rut,”
    Said our pResident, “King Putt.”
    “Foreign events aren’t cool,
    “And gone is my time to rule.
    “And so I continue to play cow pasture pool.”


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