Rum Tum Tugger

San Diego Chargers Cheerleaders

A San Diego security guard was fired after he was filmed yankin’ his doodle in front of the Chargers cheerleading squad. Wait, you can be fired for that? *Brings Jergens lotion home from work.*

A video posted on Facebook shows an unidentified guard seemingly pleasuring himself just steps away from cheerleaders at Qualcomm Stadium during the Chargers’ game against the Oakland Raiders. Company officials from San Diego-based Elite Security confirmed the termination on Tuesday afternoon, less than 24 hours after versions of the video surfaced online.

The guard will probably be spanked with a fine, but will otherwise get off with a warning.

“Elite would like to apologize to anyone who was offended by this isolated incident,” read a statement by the company to The Post. “Additionally, Elite has opened a formal investigation into the matter and has acted swiftly in terminating the employee involved.” (H/TAOSHQ)

You can see the video at the link, but thankfully, you cannot see this guy’s dingus. That said, the video is hilarious, and the guard is going at it so hard he probably tore some skin.

6 thoughts on “Rum Tum Tugger

  1. Metoo – The friggin’ guy is literally two feet from the cheerleaders and five feet from the stands. I mean, seriously, what the hell?

    Mike – He’s a veritable James Goodall.


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